OK, y'all, gather 'round.
Would you like to hear that a raunchy joke or learn to utilize VHands Trading simulator? Your choice.
I know that it's Friday afternoon, becoming close to party time and all that, but every trainer on earth worth his salt will tell you to paper trade and this will take weeks or years off your time to profitability. Now some generous and brilliant programmer is gonna save you the paper.
Myself, I've never done it, I was too busy trying to earn money.
Alright, OK, here's the joke. It is not actually raunchy, and so is probably my favorite joke of all time. It applies in the sense of patience to trading. OK?
Alright, this man renounces the material universe, divests of earthly possesssions and combines an elite order of monks. Included in the discipline, they're allowed to say just two words every 7 decades.
Seven years pass, he looks before the head monk, also says, bed,,, hard. And walks out.
Seven years go by, he goes to the head monk and says, dejectedly, food.... lousy! . Walks out the door.
Seven years pass, '' he walks swiftly into the head monk's office also says, abruptly, I. . QUIT.
The head monk answers, I am not surprised. You have done nothing but bitch since you got here!
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