Thread: VHands Trading Simulator

OK, y'all, gather 'round.

Would you like to hear that a raunchy joke or learn to utilize VHands Trading simulator? Your choice.

I know that it's Friday afternoon, becoming close to party time and all that, but every trainer on earth worth his salt will tell you to paper trade and this will take weeks or years off your time to profitability. Now some generous and brilliant programmer is gonna save you the paper.

Myself, I've never done it, I was too busy trying to earn money.

Alright, OK, here's the joke. It is not actually raunchy, and so is probably my favorite joke of all time. It applies in the sense of patience to trading. OK?

Alright, this man renounces the material universe, divests of earthly possesssions and combines an elite order of monks. Included in the discipline, they're allowed to say just two words every 7 decades.

Seven years pass, he looks before the head monk, also says, bed,,, hard. And walks out.

Seven years go by, he goes to the head monk and says, dejectedly, food.... lousy! . Walks out the door.

Seven years pass, '' he walks swiftly into the head monk's office also says, abruptly, I. . QUIT.

The head monk answers, I am not surprised. You have done nothing but bitch since you got here!
https://www.forexforum.co.za/attachm...1818536371.zip

Hey guys, I have been trying to acquire the MTFvhandsTrade, I read all the guides several times and followed the instruction word by word, but cant appear to get it operating.

My problem is, when I receive the MTFvHandsTrade functioning, it doesnt make an offline chart which I can open and make the larger timeframes. Anybody an idea what I might be doing wrong? Type of getting desperate here.

Or, if there's an alternative program to this which is able to simulate a real time trading environment on multiple timeframes, a recommendation would be much appreciated.

KR